Said with a straight face
Humour
The line that gets a laugh at the third reading. Set seriously on purpose — the joke lands harder in a proper typeface.
Regretfully, No
Regretfully, I will not be attending. Warmly, me.
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I Was Social Once
It was lovely. I went home early.
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She Considered It
The answer is no. She did consider it.
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Today's Agenda
Coffee, be perceived briefly, coffee, lie down (optional)
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One More Chapter
One more chapter — a lie I tell nightly
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Room For One More
Said the windowsill
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Outdoors, Twenty Minutes
Outdoors, twenty minutes, then home, happy
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The Sun Is Up
The sun is up. I am not. Give it a moment.
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Pace: Snail
Pace: snail. Mood: excellent.
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Care Label
Handle with coffee, do not rush, line dry in the sun
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Still Thinking About 2014
Still thinking about something that happened in 2014
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Hours: Opens Eventually
Opens: eventually. Closes: early, on purpose.
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Regretfully, No
Regretfully, I will not be attending. Warmly, me.
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I Was Social Once
It was lovely. I went home early.
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She Considered It
The answer is no. She did consider it.
from $70
Today's Agenda
Coffee, be perceived briefly, coffee, lie down (optional)
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One More Chapter
One more chapter — a lie I tell nightly
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Room For One More
Said the windowsill
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Outdoors, Twenty Minutes
Outdoors, twenty minutes, then home, happy
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The Sun Is Up
The sun is up. I am not. Give it a moment.
from $70
Pace: Snail
Pace: snail. Mood: excellent.
from $70
Care Label
Handle with coffee, do not rush, line dry in the sun
from $70
Still Thinking About 2014
Still thinking about something that happened in 2014
from $70
Hours: Opens Eventually
Opens: eventually. Closes: early, on purpose.
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